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INTERRUPTINGS
I was walking along the other day when… Oh. You like walking too? I walk a lot and… So as I was saying. I was walking the other day… And when you walk, do you walk quickly or… I was walking the other day, on my way to my girlfriend’s house… Oh. You have a girlfriend? That’s great. I have one too… On my way to my girlfriend’s house to tell her how much… Why how much? Doesn’t she know how much? I mean, by now… To tell her how much I love her… Ah love. A wonderful misconception. Do you think there really is such a thing… To tell her how much I love her and to ask her to… Never ask, my friend. Just tell, and tell, and tell again so that… To tell her I love her and want to marry her as soon as… Marry? Surely you jest. Why buy the cake when you can eat it for free… And to ask her if she had a gun I could… A gun? Why on earth would you want a… If she had a gun and some bullets I… Bullets too? Are you kidding me? Why on earth… And some bullets I could borrow so that I could… You could what? You thinking of using those bullets for something you… Some bullets I could borrow in order to blow someone’s… Someone, you say? You want to use those bullets… Someone’s brains out because… Because what? What could you possibly want to do with… Someone’s brains out because he never… Oh, so now he’s a he. Well, at least we now know that you can be… He’s making me crazy because… Oh. It’s now because. You have a reason for using… He’s making me crazy because every time I try to… Ah. An excuse. Is that an excuse I hear coming up for using a gun… Every time I begin a sentence or try to… Try to? Try to you say? What? You only try but never succeed? Is that what you’re trying… Every time I begin a sentence or try to finish a thought he interrupts me and never… Never, you say? Never? Isn’t it true that there never is a never but always is a… Try to finish a thought, he interrupts me and never lets me finish what I want to say… So say what you want to say already and be done… I want and am going to blow his brains out so that I don’t have to live with his constant interruption… while holding the gun up to his head and pulling the trigger, happy now that he will no longer interrupt me when I try to say something. And now you all know what my Pete Peeve for this week is. Yes? No? It is this. Do not constantly interrupt me while I am speaking.
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