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MY MOST HATED OF WORDS
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I, A, Do, To, See, But, and many many more one, two, and three-letter words. However, there is one I hate more than any of the others. It is my Pet Peeve hatred word of all time. It's a word I despise, and abhor, and just plain do not like. Why? You tell me. Would you like an example or two or more? It will be in the following examples: If you want to see this, go ahead, but take care and be cautious. If you would you like to buy a pill assuring long life, buy it here, but make sure you buy more than one. Buy two or three, but don't buy only one. You can get a car for free if you want one, but make sure you first read all the rules. Okay. Examples are done. There were four of them. I could easily give you more, but I take caution not to spoil you one and all. Would you like a hint or two? This word evokes wariness. Without telling you to take care of the next steps you take, it warns you to take care of the next steps you take. It tells you to do this yet not to do that. It warns you that if you should proceed, the consequences may well be dire. It reminds you with one word of that old idiom that states something to the effect that fools rush in where angels fear to tread, a saying gleaned from Alexander Pope's An Essay on Criticism, dating back to 1711 which has, up to this date, become and will become in the future, wildly popular and translated around our many speaking worlds, including Chinese, which occupy this crazy globe of ours. So, Mesdames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen, Meine Damen und Herren, and even the rest of you, have you guessed what the word is yet? If yes, you have my felicitations. If not, you have my condolences. And along with those condolences, I will now give you the word. My Pet Peeve toward the English word I hate the most is BUT. This BUT that. These BUT those. Love BUT hate. Buy BUT sell. Win BUT lost. BUT is the alternative to all things. It may be good, but it is surely also bad. I love the word Love, but I hate the word BUT. Hey missy. Hey mister. Whaddya say? Wanna get laid? Today? Now? Immediately? Sure thing toots. Always. Anytime. But...
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