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THE MOST DISHONEST
Who is the most dishonest? That is the question. Top of the list, one would assume, would be the politician. Is there such a thing as an honest politician? Or is an honest politician only an oxymoron? But wait. There's another one. This one ranks as my favorite dishonest one. It is my favorite pet peeve when it comes to government dishonesty. Let me tell you a story. Every year, once a year, it is the birthday of one of my grandchildren. Today I sent them gift cards. Quick. Easy. And most of all, safe. Ah, but there was a time when I would send them checks wrapped up within pretty birthday cards. The only problem was that the size of the birthday cards gave them away as being that which they were. And this government agency recognized them and pocketed them, and my grandchildren never got their checks. And who was to blame, you ask? The same agency that persistently gives me one of my neighbors' mail, just as surely delivers my mail to one of them. Ah yes, me lads and lassies. It's the USPS. The United States Postal Service. You order something from a firm. It's a liquid. The firm is well known. The liquid is a mouthwash. Or eye drops. Or something else. But here's the thing. The package has been opened. You ordered two of them. The image on the order shows two. There is no packing slip inside. And there is only one of whatever it is you ordered. If this all happened once or twice, you have to say bah. It is only happenstance. But here is the thing of it. It happens all the time. The people at USPS are stealing, and/or they are not paying attention to what they're doing. Don't get me started on politics. That is another world entirely. So how do we fix this, you may well ask? We're on the road. The answer is AI robots. They will surely one day sort the mail. They will surely one day deliver the mail. And then there will be no more thievery. No more mistakes. Nothing bad. Which brings me to what is or will surely be my pet peeve of the week. It is this. How do we know if the creators of these new AI robots that will now be working for the USPS are themselves honest? How do we know whether or not they imbued dishonesty into their creations? Hey. Those or them or he or she who created us did this, did they not?
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