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They say it is a statue of the real thing. But if you look at it, you can’t tell if it is simply a bejeweled hat or a statue. And if you can’t tell, then it is a hat. Or a statue. Its full name is the Gem Phoenix Queen Crown Hat Statue. The model that you are looking at is 11.6 inches tall. It is Chinese in origin. And it is made of copper with 24-karat gilt inlay. It was made for a queen or a deity and has colorful gemstone inlays. It represents luxury, nobility, and Chinese artistry. As an aside, I have a hat too. It is called the Benjamin Pate Cap. BPC for short, in keeping with the idiocy of today’s world of initials only, no more words. It has a flexible brim that can be worn forwards or backwards, and it has been built expressively for the common man, of which I am a member in good standing.
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