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HOW THEY MADE JEWELRY
Okay. Take my hand. Let us trek together back a tad to days of yore. The Ice Age is coming to an end. A large pebble has just tumbled downstream. It has bumped and banged against the rocks on its way to smoothness. And then an old human, about 11,000 years ago, picked the pebble up and shaped it to form two naked people wrapped around each other in a loving embrace in what is today considered the oldest representation of a couple having sex. And then, a bit more than 110 centuries later, a jewelry aficionado who was known far and wide over land and sea, and who went by the name of Benjamin, attached a chain to it to make it into a pendant, and then presented it to his loyal readership. Let those who profess to be experts at what they do today take a look at this masterpiece and eat their hearts out when looking at what was done so long ago. It’s nothing short of primitively magnificent.
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