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PIANO CHOKER
I, contrary to my usual habit, shall today start at the beginning, as opposed to the middle or the end. It is a choker. It is designed as a piano keyboard. It is made from black and white plastic. And the paper label on it reads "Ugo Correani x Karl Lagerfeld," made for Chloe, France, 1983, 12 1/4" x 1". Price is listed as $1,135. I do not know if they mean the price to represent what it was in 1983, when it was made, or what it is today. I do believe today would be a more accurate. When it comes to historical accuracy, the tellers of these tales are usually as much full of crap as any camel-steed preparing his droppings which will then exist for a while when crossing the arid lands upon which those beasts stride. The reason is probably because they, the tellers of these information laden tales usually cannot be bothered to adhere to the accurate research for which they are being paid. Write anything down. Does not have to be on target. Who is going to check the veracity of your statements anyway. Except for that Benjamin guy of Tidbits, of course. Be wary of him. He lives to prove us wrong, wretched soul that he is.
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